Sunday, June 10, 2012

June 4, 2012 How It's Measured

You know how I am always going on and on about the degree my knee can bend?  And how important it is?  The bend is measured by this device.  It's called gonni-something, but I call it the Gonadometer because it really measured the size of one's gonads.  Right now, I tell you for sure, I have enormous gonads.  E. Nor. Mous.

It used to be that when my physical therapist would bring out the gonadometer my heart would stop.  Now I become a bit George Bushy and say "bring it on"!

For those of you playing at home, my current knee bend is 102 degrees without puking.  My goal is 110, also without puking.

I big on the whole not puking thing.