I got new pain medication today. Tuesday seems like a long way off when I can't get my pain under control.
Anyway, I took some of said medication and relaxed while it went to work. And to work it went! In spades.
For some reason, known only to me, I decided to call my mother.
I thought our conversation was hilarious. My mom, on the other hand, kept asking "Are you stoned?"
Which I was.
A mother never loses her intuition!