One of the benefits of my job is that I have spent the last 10 years collecting children. Every year, several wayward lambs find their way to my office. Not all who walk through my door are clients, though.
Sometimes it's the student body president! Matt Wagner is one of my kids. As is his little brother, Andrew. (Andrew now works for Satan, i.e. Koch Industries. I tried EVERYTHING to discourage him, but he wanted his chance at the real world!)
Back to Matt, he works for Phillips 66 in Oklahoma. I thought when he took that job, I'd be able to get tickets to the Big 12 Basketball Tournament. So far, no luck and my patience is about gone. He's been there long enough that he could start flexing his muscles a little bit.
It was great to see him again. I love when kids just show up in my door - especially around lunch time! Matt is one of the few students who slings shit at me at about the same rate as I sling it at him. I admire that in a person, don't you?
Matt was a great student body president. Now he's a great dad.
No, that does NOT make me a grandmother.