The bruise is courtesy of Buddy who jumped up on the bed with no regard for the fact that the bed was already occupied. By me. Damn it. It's not like he couldn't see me, right?
Being crippled means that I can't get out of Buddy's way, even if I were so inclined, which, as a matter of fact, I am not. It's my damn bed.
Well, mine and CB's. Mostly mine.
Sorry, CB.
